BARGAINS, BARGAINS, BARGAINS!

EXCITING MAPLE-LEAF BARGAINS!

BARGAINS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!

WE'RE TALKING TO YOU, HOSERS!

CANADA!  CANADA!  CANADA!

ACT NOW!  DON'T DELAY!

L@@K AT THE EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES

BEING OFFERED DURING THIS

HISTORIC <<ONCE-IN-A-MILLENIUM>> EVENT,

THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!

YES, YOU, MR. / MRS. CANADA OR RESIDENT AT

PARLIAMENT HILL, OTTAWA ON  K1A 0A6

CAN GET OUTSTANDING DEALS ON . . .

Highly-qualified

SCIENTISTS!  DOCTORS!  ENGINEERS!

and other skilled professionals made useless by

THE AMERICAN ENDORSEMENT OF JUNK SCIENCE!

RETAILERS!

Take advantage of the large numbers of the

GENERALLY WELL-EDUCATED AND

FINANCIALLY-ABOVE-AVERAGE

GAYS AND LESBIANS

soon to be run out of the country by

AGENTS OF MORALITY AND GODLINESS!

Need young, bright, talented professionals of

ASIAN, HISPANIC, INDIAN, OR MIDDLE-EASTERN ORIGIN?

Yours CHEAP!!! when America institues

OFFICIALLY DISCRIMINATORY POLICIES against

TOWELHEADS, TOWELHEAD SUPPORTERS, TOWELHEAD LOOKALIKES, and

NON-WHITES IN GENERAL!

Ordinary Christians looking to escape the wrath of

GRIM STALINIST FUNDAMENTALISTS?

Canada welcomes people of faith who don't adhere to

MINDLESS, INFLEXIBLE, INTOLERANT, AND DOGMATIC STRICTURES!

HIPPIES!  ENVIRONMENTALISTS!  ADVOCATES OF SAFER LIVING!

Has your compost heap been declared

AN ENEMY NON-COMBATANT?

Have YOU been declared

AN ENEMY NON-COMBATANT?

COME TO CANADA!

WE'RE NOT THREATENED BY RECYCLABLES!

CANADA
"We've got more oil, too"

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