In cooperation with Gruppenfuhrer Tom Ridge of the Amerikkan HomeLandSooperDooperSecurity Department, we are announcing the immediate institution of the following new guidelines for all activity in BeekslayerLand. We urge all Beekslayers to continue about their daily Beekslaying activities as if everything were normal, while keeping in mind that the distinct possibility of instant, ghastly, horrific, total and complete annihilation lurks around every corner.

1. Armed agents of The Department or The Agency will accompany some, many or all Beekslayer emails to their destinations as required by The Department until further notice.

2. Until the crisis is past, George W. Bush is to be referred to as "loony as a billy goat in heat" **only** in an historical context.

3. Agents of The Department, while in no way intruding on anyone's rights, will be taking notes and taking names.

4. While in no way suggesting that there is anything untoward going on with our "friends" to the North, all Amerikkan Beekslayers are urged to monitor all Canacadian listmembers for suspicious activity. "Suspicious activity" is defined as any activity having to do with making notes, reading anything, writing anything, or going anywhere.

5. The sale of all almanacs, dictionaries, Korans, maps, and any book quoting Paul Krugman or Michael Moore is strongly discouraged.

6. All Beekslayers are urged to immediately send one half of their 2003 income to Bechtel-Exxon-Mobil-Hallibutron as a "Liberty Loan".

7. There are other precautions being taken, but they are TippyTopSooperDooperSecret and we cannot tell you what they are.